Emoticons are getting out of hand
May 19th, 2009Remember the days when the only emoticons around were simple smiley faces?
:) :D ;) :P B)
Now, chat clients have learned to parse these characters and convert them into animated GIFs, that relic of mid-to-late 90s web design. There are ninjas, and pirates, and cowboys, and Pacman chasing ghosts, and who knows what else. What emotion is Pacman supposed to express, anyway?
Today, I had the shortest chat I’ve ever had with a friend. The chat went as follows:
(6:10:35 PM) melanie: ~@~
(6:12:22 PM) melanie: lol, i really wanted to see what that looked like
(6:12:32 PM) ren: hahaha you could have IMed yourself
(6:14:08 PM) melanie: but its cute!
(6:14:31 PM) melanie: ~@~
(6:14:36 PM) melanie: alright, i gtg study
(6:14:38 PM) melanie: see you later!
I hate emoticons.

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