decorative border above main section

Emoticons are getting out of hand

May 19th, 2009

Remember the days when the only emoticons around were simple smiley faces?

:)   :D   ;)   :P   B)

Now, chat clients have learned to parse these characters and convert them into animated GIFs, that relic of mid-to-late 90s web design. There are ninjas, and pirates, and cowboys, and Pacman chasing ghosts, and who knows what else. What emotion is Pacman supposed to express, anyway?

Today, I had the shortest chat I’ve ever had with a friend. The chat went as follows:

(6:10:35 PM) melanie: ~@~
(6:12:22 PM) melanie: lol, i really wanted to see what that looked like
(6:12:32 PM) ren: hahaha you could have IMed yourself
(6:14:08 PM) melanie: but its cute!
(6:14:31 PM) melanie: ~@~
(6:14:36 PM) melanie: alright, i gtg study
(6:14:38 PM) melanie: see you later!

I hate emoticons.

Tags: , ,
Posted in blog |
Previous Entry: Basic hot weather survival skill
Next Entry: Many plates of dead fish give Helvetica life


Leave a Reply